Oh dear...does he ever die?
Here's a short tongue in cheek story by Twain that pokes fun at our unwillingness to let go. We want to hold onto the past...to those historical events and figures that define who we are...and cling to any remnant, no matter how absurd. This piece was published while Twain was living and working in Washington City (D.C.)...Enjoy!
Published first in the Galaxy...p. 154