Date: 1601. Conversation, as it was by the Social Fireside, in the Time of the Tudors (1880)


Bawdy but nice...

I don't know what I was expecting when I sat down to read this short little ditty by Twain....but I certainly did not expect what I got.  To begin with, he wrote the story in the vernacular of the 16th and early 17th century.  He even has the spelling down.  There are a few, and I mean very small, errors in the historical timeline...but nothing that takes away from the complete and total feel of that nasty little era.  It just feels filthy, and raw and oh so good.  Queen Elizabeth, Shakespeare, Raleigh and the rest discoursing about flatulence and fornication...I never thought Mark Twain had it in him to pen something so outside his public persona and work.  It really is genius...and extremely fun reading.

Mark Twain wrote and published this piece anonymously, but later on in life copped to authorship.  Finding a first edition in near impossible...much less a solid publication date.  One source says 1871, another 1880...I chose the later and more conservative date, but it very well could be earlier.  There are a couple of good online text versions and a scanned facsimile version, and I present those for your edification...enjoy!